Recipes for nerds, by a chef.
So there’s a new game show in town that I’m absolutely in love with, and that’s The Wall. Watching all these balls flying down this towering wall, bouncing off pegs and making deserving people into millionaires in a matter of seconds is so thrilling to witness. Then watching The Wall show no mercy and (sometimes) rip…
Now I know I’m a little late for Brewfest, but here is a new recipe inspired by the World Of Warcraft world event. These addictive and buttery soft Brewfest Pretzels are incredibly easy to make and pair well with the many different brews offered by the brewmasters of Azeroth. They also go great with Throwing Sausages….
Confession: I am hopelessly addicted to Pokemon Go. I can’t tell you how many places this game has taken me, let alone the miles it has made me walk which are both FANTASTIC things. It has made me relive my childhood, dust off my Pokemon Blue and reminisce on all those days hanging out with…
Like everyone else in the world, I’m absolutely obsessed with Stranger Things. My husband and I watched it in a couple days – we could not unglue our eyes from the TV. It was so refreshing to watch a show where you had NO CLUE what was going to happen. And like everyone else in…
OK guys, I know I know. I haven’t posted a recipe in FOREVER. Well, life just kind of got in the way a bit with the whole getting married thing and some traveling. Well, now the dust has settled and it’s time to get back into the groove. I promise I will be more diligent…
By request, I present to you the latest patch for the World Of Warcraft recipe archive: Golden Fish Sticks.* These crispy little strips of Golden Darter are coated in egg and Panko (Japanese breadcrumbs) and are baked to perfection. They are so easy to execute any Journeyman level cook could craft them! *May or may not increase Spell Power and…
Here’s another recipe inspired by one of my favorite MMOs, Aion. One of my biggest gripes about pasta is how gross and heavy it makes you feel after eating it. NOT SO with this recipe! It’s an incredibly light dish composed of Zeller noodles in a sauce made of Abex Butter, Fungen Caps, lemon, herbs, and parmesan,…
Special shoutout to my hubby-to-be for being my ass model. Squat cobbler. Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Cream Splat. Dutch Apple Ass. Now you may be asking yourself, “What the hell is a Squat Cobbler?” It’s when a fully-clothed man sits in pie.
My favorite thing to eat on the entire planet is anything potato related. Potato pancakes, hash browns, french fries, potato chips, forget it. I could eat pounds of it all. Like I could eat a family size bag of potato chips by myself and be so happy!
One of my favorite movies is Zoolander, and in anticipation of the upcoming sequel I decided to finally make a recipe for ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!! I’ve been wanting to make it for over a year and for some reason just never did it. Maybe because I wanted to stay current and not do a recipe based on…